I'm eating all of the evidence.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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