yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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