in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
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