no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
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