i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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