Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
Who did Billy Mays play for?
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
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