would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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