guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
Randomize
