Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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