Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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