We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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