we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
Randomize
