You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Ladies don't puke and tell
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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