i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
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