I bet he comes in French.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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