my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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