I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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