I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
Randomize
