the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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