Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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