im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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