Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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