Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
Drake has all the answers
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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