If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
You need a sexual gate keeper
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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