How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
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