wake up i wanna do it froggy style
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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