My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
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