Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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