It's like God shit irony all over that family
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
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