how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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