I wanna bring you to show and tell
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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