If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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