I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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