dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
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