i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Randomize
