It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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