Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
tell me about the eggs
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