Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
Randomize
