Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
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