I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize
