after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
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