Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
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