Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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