i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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