That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
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