I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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