508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
How naked do you want me to be?
Randomize
