Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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