he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
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