your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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