If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
dude. I can hear the air.
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