is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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