so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
i dont even know how to be here
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
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