Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
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