I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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