I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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