yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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