hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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