therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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